It's a boy???

This weekend, we went to visit Bret's family. Yvonne decided to conduct her own gender discovery experiment using an ancient technique that Bret had never heard of. She tied my wedding ring to a piece of string and suspended it over my belly as I leaned back in a recliner. My ring went back and forth, so that means the baby is a boy. If the ring had twisted in a circle, it would be a girl. This experiment verifies the results of Mao's gender discovery technique. Mao says that if your face breaks out a lot when you're pregnant it means the baby is a boy because "boys are dirty". So...since the ring went back and forth, and my face looks like pepperoni pizza, the baby must be a boy, right? This is way more fun than finding out from a sonogram!